The CURSE of THAT chair!

(Eery Halloween music playing in the background)

Little did they know when they were hired on at the graduation office that there was a curse...the curse of THAT chair!!! (Thunderclap!)

All who sit in THAT chair will eventually leave...one way or another!
When I first started, Evelyn sat in that chair. Evelyn was pretty awesome and between her and Chelsey, I learned everything that I know about graduation! But one day, Evelyn mysteriously disappeared! (Or maybe she had a baby... I get hazy on the details)
The next victim of the chair was Jessica. She also mysteriously vanished...all that was left was a trail of Saltine Cracker crumbs! My love of free food also significantly dwindled after that day. (Crashing retirement parties just isn't the same without you!)
Finally, came Tia...One day it seemed like everyone was laughing at my jokes...and then...the laughter vanished! (Or maybe it was just that Tia was the only person who found me funny...dang it! 1986 4-ever.)
In the end, they have all succumbed to the Vortex that is THAT chair.
I just have one final warning to it's next victim...

BEWARE THE CHAIR!!!!

PS Did you all know Grace won the grand prize at the Advisor Conference which was AWESOME! AND Chelsey won Support Advisor of the Year...DOUBLE AWESOME! Love our office...Even if you all leave me :)