Wednesday, July 30, 2014

A Few More Tidbits About Hawaii


1. You hardly hear "Aloha". Once I left the mainland (aka the contiguous part of the USA) , I thought I was saying goodbye to hello, and hello to aloha! But actually, I hardly hear people say "aloha" out here in Hawaii... In fact, the only people I've noticed consistently using "aloha" are tourist operations such as resorts and surf board rental companies. They do this as part of their customer service, because it is sort of what people want to hear they come to Hawaii. 

Turns out that "hello" isn't necessarily a direct translation of "aloha". The literal meaning of aloha is “the presence of breath” or “the breath of life.” According to my friend, to great someone with "aloha" means that you acknowledge that God has breathed life into you. The word "aloha" shouldn't be tossed around as casually as "hello" is. Next time someone greats you with "Aloha", be flattered!




2. Houses don't have air conditioning. No kidding. I haven't been in a single house or apartment that has air conditioning! This is Hawaii- constant summer temperatures year round, and they don't believe in air conditioning... You better get a fan or you're going to melt. Fans are like heroes out here. I often walk all the way down to the grocery store just so I can experience the air conditioning. Walking into a grocery store has never been so lovely!



3. Makeup-less. I always wore makeup during my first couple weeks in Hawaii. But I quickly learned how annoying that is since I'm constantly getting in the ocean and it gets in my eyes, or it's melting off from the humidity and sweat. I quickly noticed that the locals don't wear makeup. So, I decided to do as the locals do, and just go makeup free. To add to that, I have also adopted the Hawaii hair look... Which means it is up in a messy bun on my head most the time, or just air dried and free to do what it wants. 

This has been quite refreshing because it takes the pressure off to look good all the time, but also, i feel like it creates a different meaning of beauty. There is less pressure out here to fit a certain look. I actually feel beautiful with no makeup and a messy bun. In the past when I went out to socialize with guys, I would have felt slightly uncomfortable knowing that I didn't have mascara or anything. Out here, I feel confident without it.



4. Tropical Storms. Whhhhooooaaaaa. In terms of nature, this was the most intense thing I have ever been through in my life. I had a few days warning from some casual conversation with other people, "Oh, did you hear there's a storm coming in this weekend?" I imagined that it would be similar to the July thunderstorms we have in Utah. Well this was veeeeery different. It started around 9 PM, and I was fascinated by the lightening, when it flashed, for a moment you could see all the waves in the ocean. It was beautiful and fascinating. But then I went to bed and woke up at 1 AM to experience actually BEING IN the storm! Literally, the thunder and lighting was right above my house. When lightening flashed, it lit up my bedroom like it was mid day. It was so bright! And when it thundered, the whole house shook. I live on a peninsula, which means I had a front row seat to all this. I'm not sure if it was as intense further inland. The next day, the beautiful blue ocean was a murky brown from all the sand and dirt that was turned up from the storm. It was kind of cool, I'm glad I got to experience it. 


5. There are no natural predators in Hawaii. No snakes, bears, tigers, lions, etc. So, the animals here are happy animals! :) These are cows from Kualoa ranch (where Lost was filmed). The burgers in their restaurant wonderful! I call them happy cow burgers. haha :)



6. Deep Fried Pork Ear. I found this little gem the other day. I guess this is a thing that people eat...? haha

7. Acai Bowls. They are divine! And I hear they are even better in Brazil! Haha.  They are acai fruit mixed as a smoothie and layered on top with granola, warm honey, and other fruit like bananas, strawberries, blueberries,and toasted coconut. 

Hope you enjoyed this! Miss you all! ALOHA! :)


-Kada

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Ida-Freaking-Mazing-Ho!!

 Oh my Ida-goodness, I've missed you guys.  I want to update you on all the good things that have happened in life since coming to my Ida-Home.

1.  I wear pants with no zippers EVERY SINGLE DAY.  Pretty much, it means that I don't wear pants.  I'm not ashamed, and I feel like it will be like this in heaven.

2.  I get to wake up in the SEVENS!!!! GAAAAH!!!!! I stay up past eleven without drooling too badly on myself either.  It's a whole new life.  I'm such a rebel rouser.

3.  It is beautiful up here.  But so windy.  That's why you have to wear pants with no zippers, because they will fall right down.  We have been here a month but know we are loving the 'small town' thing they got going.  So many mullets, though.  And also a lot of...crack.

4.  Our new house is.... interesting.  It's smaller but it's cute.  Here's my living/kitchen room..... And lucky for you guys, I decided to take my pants-less self out of the background.





5.  We have a neighbor who has a GOAT.  A GOAT@!!  And he sits on his lawn chair and yells!!!

6.  I'm not going to lie... the transition to full-time-stay-at-home-in-a-new-weird-place is rough.  Hard, scary, rough, but equally awesome.  It's hard to know how to space the time now.  Hard to know when to put on my pants.  And I talk to myself a lot.  Good thing myself thinks I am hilarious.

7.  Did I mention I love all the space?  This is the view from my front window.  See how farmy it is??  FARMY!!! With goats!!!!

8.  These things right here... right above this... they are my reason.  They're helping me with interior decorating all the time.  They even colored my toilets.  I need to make them some new friends, though, because I'm SO tired of always having to be 'Batman's Weird Mom'.

9.  They have a Midget Market.  That's the real name of the place.  I'm not sure if they sell real midgets yet or not.

10.  Last but not least... what you've all been waiting for.... here is my purple shag carpet.  It is real.  

The only bad thing about this is how I miss everyone more than Lindsay Lohan misses her virginity.  People up here are so nice, welcoming and friendly... but it's going to take some time to find people who will embrace me in all my White Mountain Dew drinking, Fruity eating, Donny Osmond loving glory.  Bless your beautiful heads, and please come visit me.


Heart.

=The Pantsless Wonder

Thursday, July 3, 2014

THE Quadruple Wedding

I say "THE" because there is only one wedding like this in the history of mankind. I am sure everyone has seen the Today Show footage or heard the ZHT spotlight on their way to work, but I am bringing you the inside scoop right here on the blog.

Grace is the sweetest bride I know which is no surprise because she is also the sweetest person I know.

Speaking of sweet, my husband said the Italian sodas, creme brulee, and chocolate mousse were to die for! (I had to throw in a quick food review for all the office foodies!)


I would also give the venue, decor, and overall atmosphere 5 stars!


I had a smokin' hot date and a gorgeous view.

Also, the service was awesome. 
It was a beautiful wedding with four adorable couples!