1. I wear pants with no zippers EVERY SINGLE DAY. Pretty much, it means that I don't wear pants. I'm not ashamed, and I feel like it will be like this in heaven.
2. I get to wake up in the SEVENS!!!! GAAAAH!!!!! I stay up past eleven without drooling too badly on myself either. It's a whole new life. I'm such a rebel rouser.
3. It is beautiful up here. But so windy. That's why you have to wear pants with no zippers, because they will fall right down. We have been here a month but know we are loving the 'small town' thing they got going. So many mullets, though. And also a lot of...crack.
4. Our new house is.... interesting. It's smaller but it's cute. Here's my living/kitchen room..... And lucky for you guys, I decided to take my pants-less self out of the background.
5. We have a neighbor who has a GOAT. A GOAT@!! And he sits on his lawn chair and yells!!!
6. I'm not going to lie... the transition to full-time-stay-at-home-in-a-new-weird-place is rough. Hard, scary, rough, but equally awesome. It's hard to know how to space the time now. Hard to know when to put on my pants. And I talk to myself a lot. Good thing myself thinks I am hilarious.
7. Did I mention I love all the space? This is the view from my front window. See how farmy it is?? FARMY!!! With goats!!!!
8. These things right here... right above this... they are my reason. They're helping me with interior decorating all the time. They even colored my toilets. I need to make them some new friends, though, because I'm SO tired of always having to be 'Batman's Weird Mom'.
9. They have a Midget Market. That's the real name of the place. I'm not sure if they sell real midgets yet or not.
10. Last but not least... what you've all been waiting for.... here is my purple shag carpet. It is real.
The only bad thing about this is how I miss everyone more than Lindsay Lohan misses her virginity. People up here are so nice, welcoming and friendly... but it's going to take some time to find people who will embrace me in all my White Mountain Dew drinking, Fruity eating, Donny Osmond loving glory. Bless your beautiful heads, and please come visit me.
Heart.
=The Pantsless Wonder
Evelyn, I MISS you! LOVE the purple carpet! You are such a good Mommy! I know you will make some great friends and not always have to be Batman's weird Mom (love that by the way)
ReplyDeleteEvelyn!!!!! I just read your post and I am dyin! You are hilarious! I just real miss ya round here. You just brought so much fun with you. Pants and all! I'm real glad you are likin Idaho though. I tell ya us Idahoans are real fun if ya jush give us a chance! Bahaha I kid! Love those peeps though. Love ya!
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